London In The Grip Of Another Financial Buggering

A fucking cable car.

Yes! Because that's what we need! More pointless spending of millions to connect people to a couple of places for the fucking Olympics!
It's brilliant that we're in so much financial trouble and businesses, libraries, pubs, shops, homes are being lost that we can spend a good few million quid on something completely frivolous like a fucking cable car.
Fuck the Olympics right in the ear. Cancel it, get the money back and stop wasting our fucking lives!URL:  www.bbc.co.uk

Dodgy Tummy Stuffing

Guh. Might have been a pie that was off, or the beer or the wine I had yesterday but my tummy is a bit iffy today.

People often ask me how I'm alive and after I joke about it being a bloody miracle, seeing as I drink most pubs dry of an evening and sleep in a kebab given half the chance, I realise they mean because I'm made of cloth and stuffing and therefore shouldn't technically be moving about being all sentient and that.

I'll let you into a little secret... I don't bloody know!
I eat and drink and that gets turned into stuffing that gets absorbed or pooped out and suchlike and so forth. So I tell people, "I just am."

Right then, I'm off for a cure-all full breakfast and then going to sit in the pub with a newspaper (drawing moustaches and horns on all the pictures and filling in rude words in the crossword puzzle).

Come join me! Buy me a pint and I'll say, "Thanks!"

'ello! New Web Address?

I think so!

Welcome then to the start of what is already http://lostbearings.com !

I feel all 2.0 and stuff.

You can now also email me directly at jeb@lostbearings.com and I will read them if I’m sober enough!

Eey!

So, how was your day?

If I Had a Business Card

If I did have such a thing as a business card, what would I put on it other than my contact details?
Watching Marty ordering his last night I was surprised he didn't add "Waster, Fat Bastard, Sheep Botherer" under his job title or profession or whatever it is he claims he does to keep me in beer.

I reckon for me I would put "Verified Awesome" as one. I dunno. I am though so at least mine would be accurate!

Going to go out to the café now. We're out of bacon and I'm hungry. If you see an old teddy bear munching on a bacon sarnie in a café any time soon, nip in and say, "You're awesome!"

Ta.

Get Well Now

Dear Everyone,
It's a miserable old time of year out there at the moment. Shortly to be followed by extended periods of not-much-better.
I'd just like to take a moment out of my busy schedule* to wish everyone a speedy recovery from whatever ailment is currently holding you hostage and making a rubbish time worse.

Good cheer, you lot! I'll raise a brew your way and scoff a pie or two in your honour because you know what? You're bloody flippin' great you are.

All the best, you sniffly smashers!

Jeb

*waiting for the barlord to serve me some beer

Remember Migraine Carpets?

Remember when you were young? I do. It was rubbish. Horrible carpets, no computers, limited sandwiches, flares. There was other stuff probably, can't really remember most of it now I've started.There was a point to this... first Amplify post or something similar? I dunno.'ello!

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